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Title: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 27, 2015, 10:34:32 PM
well, this has been an eye opening night for me, because tonight I found out that some people stand up to 'clean themselves'

this caught me totally off guard because I didn't even know standing was an option... but apparently it is

so I ask, do you sit or stand to wipe?


The Wipe Debate: Sitters Vs. Standers (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHgdue5LA)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: TomK on August 27, 2015, 10:36:30 PM
Hahaha, didn't even realise standing was an option :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on August 27, 2015, 10:42:14 PM
(http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/Grazz64/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif) (http://s1143.photobucket.com/user/Grazz64/media/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif.html)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Jukes on August 28, 2015, 12:03:04 AM
Standers seriously need a lobotomy or something that's pretty flowering weird
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:07:42 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into too much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind, I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 12:10:38 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!

yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno  :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 28, 2015, 08:07:27 AM
Mostly sit, BUT if @ work & away from the nearest sitter, drive of into the sunset & hang of the Bullbar. Just got to be wary of tourists.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 11:16:18 AM
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 03:49:17 PM
so far we've got 11 sitters and 9 standers... I can't believe this
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 28, 2015, 04:07:16 PM
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
Can confirm.

Didn't realise standing was a thing either.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Pkbaldy on August 28, 2015, 04:11:26 PM
Is laying down an option?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ziplock on August 28, 2015, 06:50:26 PM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!

yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno  :o

You have more freedom of movement and can get in there fine at the right angles.

I'm not fussed that people sit, it's in the scheme of things not a big deal :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 28, 2015, 06:51:34 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ziplock on August 28, 2015, 06:56:15 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
you lean forward in like a half squat, keeps them well apart.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: T Dog on August 28, 2015, 06:58:03 PM
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor  ;D
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:00:27 PM
I actually think I could do a combination of both after hearing Zips explanation
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 08:22:47 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 08:44:10 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 28, 2015, 08:45:16 PM
This has become quite the debate, I love it.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Big Mac on August 28, 2015, 08:46:16 PM
Had no idea this would be 50/50
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 10:32:44 PM
Had no idea this would be 50/50

same man! this has honestly blown my mind. like I said in the coaches section, this is a big moment in my life
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 10:38:38 PM
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor  ;D

hahaha and I forgot about this, read it earlier and was in stitches. still smiling writing this
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Spite on August 28, 2015, 10:49:40 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP

I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!

PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 11:04:31 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP

I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!

PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
(https://ionegiantmag.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/undertakerlosing.jpg?w=630&h=378)

WHAT IS GOING ON!! COME ON SITTERS!!!!!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 12:49:35 AM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 29, 2015, 01:06:51 AM
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: DazBurg on August 29, 2015, 09:22:05 AM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
you lean forward in like a half squat, keeps them well apart.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 29, 2015, 09:35:26 AM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

Make sure there's enough room to squat or otherwise you'll have to stand.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Big Mac on August 29, 2015, 10:06:59 AM
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try
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Post by: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:08:47 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: jvalles69 on August 29, 2015, 10:49:22 AM
Haha, just saw this.  I'm a proud stander, didn't know any different whether thats what I was taught or I just figured out myself it was more comfortable…how the hell do you sit and do it, lol!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 29, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try

I told HP that I was gonna try it, but when it came time to stand up... I couldn't do it. direct quote from my brain; "not a flowerin chance"

all my mates sit, my family sits. yeah I asked everyone. that's how into this I am
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Holz on August 29, 2015, 11:16:32 AM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 29, 2015, 11:28:48 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
Honestly would have thought it was as well if I didn't see Kyle's post in the other thread before he made this haha.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 30, 2015, 12:32:58 AM
Keeps great and small on the endless round
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 30, 2015, 07:29:30 PM
Haha if you sit you get splash, if you stand you get splatter. Either way if it don't pay rent, evict it.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Atto on August 31, 2015, 09:57:34 AM
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: iZander on August 31, 2015, 10:03:36 AM
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
hahaha i know, i had no idea that people stand. But with the votes even, i now wonder, which is the crazy half?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 31, 2015, 11:20:09 AM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: iZander on August 31, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.

I feel like this kind of information can destroy a lot of friendships
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 11:41:05 AM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.

haha feels like you're goin insane hey
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Jay on August 31, 2015, 11:46:47 AM
I feel like I see the world differently now..
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 31, 2015, 11:49:20 AM
I'm taking this topic to the real world, I need to know whether I need to kill some friendships.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Memphistopheles on August 31, 2015, 12:44:03 PM
How is this poll deadlocked?

Surely people are standing up and trolling us...

I can honestly say that my dad is a stander though. Mentally scarred from when I was a little kid and I walked in...
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 31, 2015, 01:45:07 PM
So a mate said... and I quote "if it is the cause of saving the world then yes....Standing :P not even sure how one can sit tbf".

I almost died.

To rectify our friendship, he wants to shout me a movie since he's got vouchers.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 02:05:23 PM
just posting so kyle gets his hopes up that i revealed how i wipe lol
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 31, 2015, 02:11:47 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 02:17:11 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.

man diapers :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 31, 2015, 02:36:25 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.

man diapers :P

Depends? Ringo may have some spares.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 02:44:08 PM
god dammit kb
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 02:49:38 PM
god dammit kb

ok the truth is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 02:53:55 PM
god dammit kb

ok the truth is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I

you have an old man teaching you how to wax your ass?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Dudge on September 01, 2015, 06:36:57 AM
Just evened it for the sitters :). On porta-loos at building sites, I've sorta had to stand, because I reckon the standers lose sense of direction. Surely us sitters can't miss :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on September 02, 2015, 12:40:46 AM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo

Flower  :(
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on September 02, 2015, 12:58:45 AM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo

Flower  :(
never fear, sitting has taken the lead!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 20, 2016, 06:11:38 PM
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ringo on August 20, 2016, 06:13:28 PM
After being in Singapore and Europe have to also add squat.  ;)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 06:53:23 PM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: T Dog on August 20, 2016, 08:53:07 PM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWuoweIJek;D

you risk taker you  ;)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 21, 2016, 04:13:42 PM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
I only discuss important matters :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on July 04, 2018, 05:38:07 PM
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on July 04, 2018, 06:30:28 PM
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
holy shower (no pun intended) this was 3 years ago... where does the time go

where did people sit (or stand, pun intended) in this? what was the majority?

edit: nevermind I get what ya mean now :P