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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2017, 06:17:27 PM »

Think watching one of the guys in Jackass drinking horse semen is about as sick as I have seen not that I know him but gross
Don't knock it 'til you try it

Carn boys, publish the lot! Lets hear em!

I knew there was some sick shower going on up north now confirmed
Who would wanna live up North
Go Lions barrack for Lions not from QLD ?
VIC m8 ;)

Ok sick shower going on down south now confirmed  :P
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2017, 07:09:31 PM »

you know what's gross... too much vegemite
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2017, 09:12:17 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2017, 09:20:39 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2017, 09:22:27 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2017, 10:42:28 AM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(

reminds me of a story one of my mates told me when I was younger... Has a tug, no tissues, straight into his jocks, goes to sleep, wakes up, throws em to his mum and says 'have fun washing those!'
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2017, 02:35:37 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(

reminds me of a story one of my mates told me when I was younger... Has a tug, no tissues, straight into his jocks, goes to sleep, wakes up, throws em to his mum and says 'have fun washing those!'
At least he embraced it.
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