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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2017, 06:17:27 PM »

Think watching one of the guys in Jackass drinking horse semen is about as sick as I have seen not that I know him but gross
Don't knock it 'til you try it

Carn boys, publish the lot! Lets hear em!

I knew there was some sick shower going on up north now confirmed
Who would wanna live up North
Go Lions barrack for Lions not from QLD ?
VIC m8 ;)

Ok sick shower going on down south now confirmed  :P
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2017, 07:09:31 PM »

you know what's gross... too much vegemite
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2017, 09:12:17 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2017, 09:20:39 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2017, 09:22:27 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2017, 10:42:28 AM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(

reminds me of a story one of my mates told me when I was younger... Has a tug, no tissues, straight into his jocks, goes to sleep, wakes up, throws em to his mum and says 'have fun washing those!'
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2017, 02:35:37 PM »

Spill it boys.

I'll start one.


I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.

Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.

Was a damp and thoroughly  unpleasant nose blow.
Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!

Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep :'(

reminds me of a story one of my mates told me when I was younger... Has a tug, no tissues, straight into his jocks, goes to sleep, wakes up, throws em to his mum and says 'have fun washing those!'
At least he embraced it.
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2017, 04:12:22 PM »

A mate took a dump in an empty beer glass at the local and placed it above the urinal for all to see.
Some thought it funny but my sense of humour must be different.
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