Spill it boys.Why is that tissue lying around in such an easy to grab place?!
I'll start one.
I sneezed a couple of months ago so I grabbed the nearest tissue on my desk. I'm normally relatively fastidious about cleaning up after myself, but I'd been sniffling all day and just assumed this was a tissue I'd left from that.
Turned out it was the tissue I'd jizzed in the night before.
Was a damp and thoroughly unpleasant nose blow.
Must have woken up in the middle of the night, had a quick tug and then gone back to sleep
reminds me of a story one of my mates told me when I was younger... Has a tug, no tissues, straight into his jocks, goes to sleep, wakes up, throws em to his mum and says 'have fun washing those!'