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« Reply #3990 on: April 09, 2018, 03:24:29 PM »

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« Reply #3991 on: April 10, 2018, 06:13:05 PM »

One for we older members of the forum.

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« Reply #3992 on: April 12, 2018, 09:16:36 AM »

Is this the latest Kawasaki

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« Reply #3993 on: April 17, 2018, 03:07:15 PM »

    A 5-year-old boy visited his grandmother one day.

    Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”

    Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

    Grandma later turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, “Hello son, is your grandma home?”

    The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”
    The minister fainted.
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« Reply #3994 on: Today at 01:40:20 PM »

    A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain the definition of the word “definitely” to her class. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

    The first student raised his hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.”

    The teacher said, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy.”

    Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.”

    The teacher replied, “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”

    Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Do farts have lumps?”

    The teacher looked at him and said “No… But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.”

    So Billy replies, “Then I definitely just shower my pants.”
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